Epic Movie

With a stellar cast of Cap Jack Sparrow, Superman, Harry Potter, Willy Wonka, Nacho Libre, Paris Hilton, Borat and so on and so forth, Epic Movie truly deserves its namesake.

However, it is so lame it hardly has a leg to stand on. It probably needs a wheelchair.

You must understand that I venture into this movie without watching any Scary Movie or the Date Movie. I was totally dumbstruck at the spoofs and antics in the show. The whole film was a anything-goes-ville. It's out-of-point, logic-defying and totally haywire. Most satires were so corny you groan in agony.

But while I generally cringe at most slap-sticks, I must admit there are a number of laugh-out-loud scenes. Maybe it's the magic of my army buddies, Ah Wee, Randy, William and Hock Soon, who are pretty much lamers themselves. And I was pleasantly surprised by how they can link up Harry Potter, X-men, Pirates, Harold and Kumar, Narnia, Star Wars, etc, all into one mindless but loosely coherent sojourn.

Yet overall, Epic Movie is really epic-cally lame. And the guys in it know it. They measured.



-= Joke of the Post =-

Mr. Matchstick was walking down the street when his scalp began to itch very badly. He started to scratch, and scratched harder and harder.

Then, he suddenly burnt himself to death.